Pizzagate: I'll have a pepperoni, extra underage.

     Due to the fake news crisis from Facebook, more illegitimate information about the nature of the Democratic Party has been released. During the campaign, Hillary Clinton visited Comet Ping Pong, which is a popular hang out for everyone, including your high ranking democrats. However, news spread that Comet Ping Pong was an establishment for underage human trafficking. 

Dominos on the other hand has started offering salads. Business branch their markets in different ways.

Anyways, this spread fast. "High ranking democrats purchase children sex slaves from pizzeria." Well this brought many alt right 'republicans' out of the woodwork to 'investigate' this establishment, with a large meat lovers pizza extra bacon. 

Of these private eyes, there was Edgar Maddison Welch. Welch, the sleuthy investigator he is, brought his assault rifle and pointed it at an employee. The employee was able to escape and call the police. This began Welchs spree of shooting at random in the building. 

He was subdued by police and questioned on his... tactics for his self investigation. 

Let's just say that Welch didn't pass police academy and was probably stumped when it came to the revolving door, entering the academy. 

Thankfully, no one was hurt, so we can all laugh uncomfortably at the situation, along with the therapist of the employee. 

However, this incident is indicative of a larger issue: Anyone can produce media false or otherwise. It's absolutely dangerous. This tells Americans that before we 'investigate' we must fact check and ask questions and leave our assault weapons at home. 

Here's What We Know About The Alleged "Pizzagate" Gunman 

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