Humpty Trumpty sat on a wall...

     New BFF's, Donald Trump and Peña Nieto (Mexican President), had a delightful chat today about their blossoming friendship and about the wall they're going to build. Trump wanted to reel in undecided voters while keeping true to his devout disciples- oh sorry! Voters. This resulted in a two-faced, racist speech directly after getting off the playground with Nieto. Donald claimed that this meeting resulted in "a big, fat, beautiful wall that Mexico will pay for". However, this is about as honest as Vladimir Putin's explanation for how his opponents mysteriously die. Nieto stated that Mexico had no intention of paying for the wall. This is not two friends arguing over the bill for lunch-- these are two unpopular political punks who are fighting to gain some ground amongst their people. 

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