Monday, September 12, 2016

Hillary Clinton has the second collapse this weekend (pun intended)

     How long does she have, Doctor? Maybe another couple decades. Definantly not able to take office.

This is the logic of the Trump administration. Yesterday, Hillary Clinton visited the 9/11 memorial sight and, due to heat and exhaustion, stumbled while going to her car. Doctors say she has been diagnosed with pneumonia. Which, as we all know, has a 100% rapid mortality rate (according to Trump). Over the course of the campaign, allegations of Hillary and her failing health has been the GOP back burner detail for why Trump should be president. This only fueled the flames to these claims. Clinton has been able to disprove these allegations by performing menial dumb tasks like breaking a pencil or stretching and extending her middle finger to show she's perfectly healthy. But now, the world is losing it.

Abstract: This is such a huge excuse to not elect Hillary. Donald is 70 and has a legitimate hair piece. 8 years ago we almost elected John McCain. 
What these candidates have in common is old age. Old age means that health will be a factor but as long as senility is off the table, I personally find it to be fine. 
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who served 3 terms mind you, needed a wheelchair nearer the end of his presidency. However, he kept this a secret so that his countrymen wouldn't see him being weak. We've had a serious history with having sick and crippled presidents and that's okay. 
Even then, it's pneumonia. This is not the 1800's where everyone who has pneumonia dies because the doctor is a half a mile up the road and it's snowing.

 No. That's not a thing. 

Our elected officials are humans who get sick however, if they're able to perform their job, then by all means, lead away. 

Conclusion: This is dumb. 

This is an image of moments before the fall.

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